So, while talking to a friend about various household annoyances she profoundly says this “A woman completely judges her self worth based on whether or not there are dishes in the sink.” I had to laugh at the statement because it was so completely and sadly true. Now I should tell you that there is an all out war against the dishes in my house. I have theories that they are conspiring against me to test my sanity and possibly move me into the loony bin. I believe that it is completely possible that the dishes reproduce once in the sink; any of you who have children or even just a husband (or live alone for that matter) can vouch for this. So in the spirit of true transparency I must admit that I have a vendetta against dishes before moving on.
Shortly after our discussion the holiday season exploded and this concept screamed out to me so loudly, I couldn’t help but balk about it to my fellow female family members. Now I am not sure how parties go in your family, but here is a synopsis of how the parties go in our family: the woman of the house cooks all day, we all sit down to eat, and when we finish the men promptly remove themselves from the table, unbutton their pants, and plant themselves firmly on the sofa for the remainder of the evening. Meanwhile, us women got up, cleared the table and got to the work of doing the mountain of dishes scattered throughout the house. An hour or so later we offer dessert, the men come to eat again, go back to the TV and then we clean up again. All the time doing the majority of care giving for the children in the house.
Now I am not mad (well maybe a little) at the guys for relaxing after a heavy meal. In fact, I’m mostly jealous of their ability to relax with such complete abandon at a holiday party. I realize doing the dishes is a choice we made, the part that gets me going is the underlying assumption that we would be the ones to do them. No offers from the men, and no asking from the women. By the time us girls were finished in the kitchen we were all exhausted and ready to call it a night, while the guys were ready to party it up (after their luxurious naps, I might add). My question is this, “Aren’t parties supposed to be fun?” Isn’t that the point when we are planning it? In my head I plan a party more perfect than a picture out of a Martha Stewart magazine, kill myself preparing and living up to that image throughout the party and before I know it – it’s over, and I forgot to have any fun because I was so worried about how the amount of dishes in my sink would be judged. So why to some women do this to themselves?
Now let’s be clear I like clean dishes as much as the next person. And I wash the dishes in my home daily, there is no judgment from me on whether or not cleaning a house is a worthy thing to do with your time. I also am not saying that cleaning your home in itself is a representation of oppression of women, that to be worthy you should be out in the world working as an executive for some corporation. In fact just the opposite, do what you love and be aware of your motivation. My big point is this; don’t do the dishes because the “dishes gremlin” is in the back of your mind accusing you of being rubbish. Do the dishes if you like to do the dishes. Do the dishes because it is your turn. Do the dishes because they need to be done. Just don’t do the dishes out of a fear that you are somehow less because they are in the sink. At no time are dishes in the sink a manifestation of your value as a person. Dishes will never tell the story of your soul. Your inner light shines bright and beautiful even when there is no shiny pot reflecting it back out to the world.
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ReplyDeleteAwesome post! I agree 178%! I can't handle a dirty kitchen and even worse when it's dirty and people expect you to cook in it! I do have to say that I have an awesome mother-in-law that knows if there are dishes in the sink that I am probably sick of doing them every time.
ReplyDeleteOh those damn dishes! About once a week a few are left over from the day before and they punish me with their hard to scrub crust and guilt of leaving them. But I try to realize that the reason they lay alone in the sink was because I spent more time with my kids the night before and it was worth it.
ReplyDeleteWhen we host a party I allow myself not to do the dishes that night. I say allow because I have to set my mind that it is alright to leave them until the next day. Otherwise I would worry and not be able to enjoy myself. Believe me it took a long time to get to that point where I can just let them be.
ReplyDeleteI get up the next morning and while I'm doing dishes I think about all the things I was able to enjoy the night before instead of doing the dishes.
Daily dishes a whole other story. I guess I just expect dirty dishes in the sink. I will never understand why they need to get a fresh dish or cup every time they eat anything or take a sip of water.
A few years ago I stopped doing the dishes during parties at our house. I just realized that the purpose of inviting people into our home is to enjoy time with them, and I wasn't able to do that when I was elbow-deep in dishwater. So now I just pile the dishes in the sink and save them for after the guests leave. Unfortunately, however, your "dishes in the sink" theory is correct, because usually my female guests start cleaning up the dishes! I always have to practically beg them not to worry about the dishes!
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